DVD!

Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it.
DVD! There She Is needs a DVD release!

Brilliant

There is nothing not funny about a cute anime girl killing herself.

My times also killed are.

I never realized being a maniacal overlord could be so satisfying. I think the moment I truly understood was when I was sending a patsy I didn't like on a mission I knew he would fail simply so I could enjoy executing him even more for his failure.

Hire an Illustrator

I don't understand how you could put so much effort into programming and then spend 12 seconds drawing the "ball" character with your left hand while drunk. Side note, how do I get corporate sponsorship for the junk I turn out? Never mind, don't care.

Artwork

I honestly have always wondered what it would feel like to be a ninja leaping through the trees killing other ninja. The gameplay is kind-of pointless and repetitive, the graphics are a bit simplistic, but you got my [5] because of the feeling of flying through the trees, killing ninja.